Friday, December 22, 2006

"Hey, Sandy Berger..."

... boxers or briefs?"

I'm thinking boxers, 'cause they're roomier.

Ideal for transporting briefs.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Sickening

[verbatim AFP story]

India losing 7,000 unborn girls daily to selective abortion
Tue Dec 12, 2:34 PM ET

India is losing almost 7,000 girls daily because of the traditional preference for sons which cause many people to abort female foetuses, the UNICEF said.

"India is one of the few countries worldwide with an adverse child sex ratio in favor of boys," the United Nations children's agency said in its annual "State of the World's Children 2007" report. "Nationwide, 7000 fewer girls than expected are born each day, largely due to sex determination," the report said.

A study by British medical journal "The Lancet" said this year that India may have lost 10 million unborn girls in the past 20 years, but Indian experts say the figure is not more than five million.

Under Indian law, tests to find out the gender of an unborn baby are illegal if not done for medical reasons, but the practice continues in what activists say is a flourishing multi-million-dollar business.

Northern Punjab state has one of the worst sex ratios in the country, with 798 girls for every 1,000 boys under the age of six.

The national average is 927 -- still well below the worldwide average of 1,050 female babies. UNICEF said there were fewer than 800 girls per 1000 boys in 14 districts of Punjab and neighbouring Haryana, both of which are prosperous state.

Girls in India are often considered a liability, as parents have to put away large sums of money for dowries at the time of their marriage. Many grooms demand dowry well beyond the means of the families of their spouse. Centuries of tradition also demand that couples produce at least one male child to carry on the family name.

The UN agency said the practice was more rampant in affluent areas, because they provided better access to medical techniques to determine the gender of the foetus. Girls continued to be neglected after birth because of a preference for sons, UNICEF said. "After birth, son-preference continues to persist, leading to the neglect of girls and their lack of access to nutrition, health and maternal care in the critical early years," the report said.

Mitt Romney's Problems

Here is a useful piece by National Review Online's Byron York summarizing how Mitt Romney's past positions are haunting his current presidential run.

Last week Romney had a Q&A session with NRO, conducted by friendly interviewer Kathryn Jean Lopez, covering this same turf.

Put me down as highly suspicious of his timing.

"Goreishly Warm"

My attempt at some new slang, as in "In the Washington, D.C. area it has been Goreishly warm in November and December. Makes you wonder if there's something to all that Global Warming stuff...

...then again, August was so cool it was practically Hillaryesque."

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Miss Dewey? I Don't

Microsoft has debuted its new search engine, Miss Dewey. It seems that MSN.com is losing out so badly to Google that they have decided to create this new gimmicky thing. Miss Dewey is a live-action actress who responds to whatever you type in the search box. The actress that plays Miss Dewey is certainly attractive, and her sometimes naughty reactions will attract her 15 minutes of fame (after all, I'm writing about her...), but the whole concept is fundamentally flawed.

Dewey's responses are a bunch of pre-filmed Flash video clips (the whole thing is wrapped in Flash, which is why it takes so long to load). After typing something in, much clunkiness ensues, as the parser analyzes your text and searches its database of clips for something relevant or at least supposedly humorous. Only after the chosen clip plays do your actual search results appear.

It feels so 1993, back in the day when video game makers were talking about "interactive movies." None of that stuff worked, in either a critical or popular sense. (By contrast, "interactive drama" is a field still alive and growing).

The root of the problem: you cannot interact with static media. Or, as my guru Chris Crawford puts it, "You can only interact with process, not data."

I'm using "interactivity" here as a formal term of art, not in the informal, colloquial sense. Just because some web page has a button that says "click here" does not mean that actual interactivity is taking place. Too often, something like Miss Dewey promises interactivity, but when it fails to deliver, we get bored and never come back.

It's all about expectations. When you click on your TV, you don't expect interactivity, so you don't experience this kind of frustration (you do of course experience all the other frustrations associated with the infernal Tube).

I hope to write more soon about the emerging medium of computer-based interactive drama, how this field differs from video games, and how interactive drama may provide authors a new way to explore the unchanging human condition in a form that has particular appeal to the postmodern person.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Listen to Robbie George

Here's an excellent Christianity Today interview with Robert P. George, a Princeton professor, on the roots of our cultural problems. George discusses his book "The Clash of Orthodoxies," the divide between popular and elite opinion, the relationship of faith and reason, and the growing alliance between Evangelicals and Catholics.

Robbie George is a leading advocate for applying the Church's Natural Law tradition to moral questions. And, I'll have you know, he's also a terrific bluegrass musician.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

What Does It Mean to be a "Centrist" Today in the U.S.?

Well, I guess it means you live just southwest of St. Louis, Missouri.

George Will had a recent column talking about the effect of U.S. demographics on national politics, and this line intrigued me:

"...the center of the nation's population, now southwest of St. Louis, is moving south and west at a rate of two feet an hour..."

I just had to find that map, which took all of two seconds with Google (I'm old enough to still find this new Internet thingie flat-out amazing).

It shows how the "mean center" of the population has moved from 1790 to 2000 (I thought only right-wingers were mean?). Click on the image for a bigger view, or check out the even-larger Census Bureau .pdf which I screen-captured.

Note the distinct turn South right after WW II, at the dawn of the air conditioning age. The current trajectory appears headed for El Paso.

And look, you can find the population center of your very own state right here.





Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Sunni/Shia Maps of the Middle East

This map of the Middle East on the PBS site shows the percentage of Shia Muslims in Middle Eastern nations (thus revealing the Sunni percentage), and this one gives a complete breakdown of religious, ethnic, and language distribution of the region. Very helpful. Lots of other history of Islam and the region as well on these PBS pages.

Monday, December 04, 2006

New Citizenship Test Questions Announced

The test that new U.S. citizens must take is being substantially revised. Just announced, here are the 144 questions that new citizens must study; of these, they will be asked to answer ten selected questions (randomly selected, I guess), and must answer six correctly.

I've been reading the questions, and I think they are pretty good, and a definite improvement over the old set.

And yes, though it's surely a cliche, I'll add: "Every American should be able to answer these."

Saturday, December 02, 2006

First Muslim U.S. Rep. to Swear on the Koran. So, What Does the Constitution Say?

Keith Ellison, D-Minn., the first Muslim elected to the United States Congress, has announced that he will take his oath of office on the Koran rather than the Bible.

In response, conservative pundit Dennis Prager has written a column criticizing Ellison. Prager's column is posted on the American Family Association website. The AFA, a religious right organization, is also asking people to push for "a law making the Bible the book used in the swearing-in ceremony of Representatives and Senators."

There's only one slight problem: it's blatantly unconstitutional to require a member of Congress to swear on the Bible, or to swear on any holy book for that matter:

Article VI of the U.S Constitution reads in part:

The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.
Forcing a person to swear on the Bible or get lost is not an option. Also note the option to offer an "Affirmation" rather than an "Oath."

Look, I'm a card-carrying member of the religious right, and I'm also very concerned about our abandonment of the Melting Pot ideal in favor of a mushy multiculturalism (just look at Western Europe if you want to know where the wrong path leads).

But these are complex issues, requiring principled thought, prudent action, and careful rhetoric. While it may get even more difficult to decide the best ways to stop the hemorrhaging on the cultural issues front, we can start by eliminating the Prager/AFA approach. Brute force that ignores the Constitution is dumb, it won't be effective, and it's wrong. We have to continue to argue for and from America's first principles, which are conveniently summarized in the Declaration of Independence and given the force of law in the Constitution. Let's leave the blatant disregard for the plain meaning of the text to the Left, shall we?

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

An Opposing View on the Eurabian Future

Ralph Peters, a retired Army officer and columnist, has written a piece challenging the notion that European demographic, political, and cultural trends will inevitably lead to "Eurabia," a continent dominated by its Muslim immigrants. Here's the gist of his argument:


THE historical patterns are clear: When Europeans feel sufficiently threatened - even when the threat's concocted nonsense - they don't just react, they over-react with stunning ferocity. One of their more-humane (and frequently employed) techniques has been ethnic cleansing.

[...]

Sound impossible? Have the Europeans become too soft for that sort of thing? Has narcotic socialism destroyed their ability to hate? Is their atheism a prelude to total surrender to faith-intoxicated Muslim jihadis?

The answer to all of the above questions is a booming "No!" The Europeans have enjoyed a comfy ride for the last 60 years - but the very fact that they don't want it to stop increases their rage and sense of being besieged by Muslim minorities they've long refused to assimilate (and which no longer want to assimilate).

Well, I suppose this alternate future is possible. But at the root of the Eurabian scenario is a very ahistorical trend: Europeans just aren't having any more babies. In all of recorded history, we've never seen an entire culture commit demographic suicide. In light of such a severe break with history -- not to mention human nature -- I'm not sure how compelling appeals to European history are.

Via National Review's Corner.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Celebrity Jeopardy: U.S. Education Secretary Loses to Spinal Tap Front Man

Yes, it's true.

Education Secretary Margaret Spellings was defeated by David St. Hubbins on a recent "Celebrity Jeopardy":

Spellings finishes 2nd on 'Jeopardy'

Education Secretary Margaret Spellings says she studied hard to prepare for Tuesday night's airing of "Celebrity Jeopardy!" "I didn't want to be the education secretary who didn't know how to spell potato," Spellings joked, describing how she read books and sought advice from a former show contender and her daughters.

In the end, Spellings said she thinks the effort was worth it. She came in second behind the actor Michael McKean, best known for his role as 'Lenny' on the television show "Laverne and Shirley" and for the movie "This Is Spinal Tap." Placing third was actor Hill Harper, from the television show "CSI: NY."

"I think I held my own," Spellings said in an interview Tuesday, hours before the show aired. She noted McKean had an edge, having been on the show before. Spellings was the first Cabinet secretary ever to appear on the popular quiz show. She said she'd like to return for another try. She said she didn't realize how much skill went into hitting the buzzer at just the right moment after host Alex Trebek read a clue. She said she often hit it too early and as a result didn't get picked to tackle a category.

Fox Network Developing Conservative "Daily Show"

I Spy this in today's "The Fix," Salon's gossip column:

Fox is collaborating with "24" co-creator Joel Surnow to develop a satirical news show geared to appeal to the political right, an as-yet unnamed show that Surnow describes as "the Daily Show' for conservatives." (Variety)

Why don't they just give Dennis Miller a good time slot? He's anti-PC enough to qualify as "from the right," plus he's a known talent.

Anyway, if this happens, I'll certainly tune in, but I have my doubts. TV comedies are like new businesses, "most fail," yada yada, plus they'll be trying to pull off something new.

And, most importantly: note the impulse to produce a "conservative" version of something already successful. Alas, so common. I would be more interested if they were striking out in different formats and directions -- first developing their comedy -- rather than starting with a duplicate format and then pouring their right-wingetry in.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Google Puts Aside $200 Mil for SueTube

Eyeball War update:

Google finished its acquisition of YouTube by putting a chunk of change away for the inevitable copyright lawsuits (news story below).

Question: are we now living in the "golden age" of YouTube and MySpace, both of which are still rather Wild Wild West with the bits and the bytes? I wonder what those sites will be like after NewsCorp (which bought MySpace for what, $650 million or so) and Yahoo have had a year or so to deal with legal challenges while getting the word out: there's a new Sheriff in town. I'm guessing the townspeople will likely be rather hostile.

Does the pirated material move overnight to some other site with enough server capacity?

11/15 wire story:

"Google set aside more than $200 million to cover any losses or damages stemming from the acquisition of video-sharing site YouTube.

Google completed the $1.65 billion deal, which called for Google to issue more than 3.66 million shares of its prized stock, the company said Tuesday. But 12.5 percent of the equity will be placed in escrow for one year "to secure certain indemnification obligations," Google said in a statement.

Indemnification is used to protect against losses or damages. The amount set aside means less for YouTube owners and founders Chad Hurley and Steve Chen. Google did not provide a reason for the indemnification, but it's likely related to YouTube's use of copyrighted video uploaded by registered users without permission. YouTube has a policy of removing content at the request of copyright holders, but the fact that protected material can be easily found on the site leaves it open to potential lawsuits, experts said.

To limit the possibility of a crippling suit, YouTube has also signed revenue-sharing deals with major media companies, and has promised to provide online tools that copyright holders can use to find unauthorized content and remove it."

Thursday, October 12, 2006

You've never read Mark Steyn?...

.... then I suggest you start with this terrific interview at National Review Online. He talks about his new book, "America Alone: The End of the World As We Know It." For my money, Steyn is simply the best in the business when it comes to political and cultural commentary. He's on the right side of every important question; his ablitity to put matters so succinctly is unparalled; and the sheer quantity of his output is the envy of every right-wing pundit. Most important, he's laugh-out-loud funny. Just go take a look.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

It's Begun

The war in France waged by radical Islamists, that is. Remember the "youth uprising" last year? There are now constant violent clashes between French police and violent Muslims in certain neighborhoods. Blogger Melanie Philips quotes the London Daily Telegraph of 10/5/06:

Radical Muslims in France’s housing estates are waging an undeclared ‘intifada’
against the police, with violent clashes injuring an average of 14 officers each
day. As the interior ministry said that nearly 2,500 officers had been wounded
this year, a police union declared that its members were ‘in a state of civil
war’ with Muslims in the most depressed ‘banlieue’ estates which are heavily
populated by unemployed youths of north African origin. It said the situation
was so grave that it had asked the government to provide police with
armoured cars to protect officers in the estates, which are becoming no-go
zones…

Considering this religiously-motivated violence in light of long-term demographic trends for Western European countries... is not a pleasant exercise.

Read Phillips' whole post for the rather disturbing details.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Like Bill Clinton? Don't Like Bill Clinton? Well, read this:

That should cover most of you.

This op-ed from the Christian Science Monitor outlines a scenario whereby Bill could become President again.

While the 12th Amendment says "no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of president shall be eligible to that of vice president of the United States," and the 22nd Amendment bars individuals from being "elected to the office of the president more than twice," the op-ed's authors argue:


In preventing individuals from being elected to the presidency more than twice,
the [22nd] amendment does not preclude a former president from again assuming
the presidency by means other than election, including succession from the vice
presidency. If this view is correct, then Clinton is not "constitutionally
ineligible to the office of president," and is not barred by the 12th Amendment
from being elected vice president.
Interesting, amusing - and rather unlikely. Remember Bill's boast in 1992 -- "Elect me, and you get Hillary as a bonus"? Could you imagine Hillary offering a similar "bargain" in '08? Neither can I.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

George Bush sings "Sunday Bloody Sunday"

For a Blog opener, I really don't think this can be beat.