Identify Much?

This video of a Britney Spears fan tearfully begging the media to "leave Britney alone!" is actually pretty disturbing.

Seriously: the level of obsession and faux identification with a celebrity exhibited here reminds me of John Hinkley's fascination with Jodie Foster (he shot Ronald Reagan to impress her), Mark David Chapman's with John Lennon, and that of Yolanda Saldívar, the president of Selena's fan club, who murdered the "Queen of Tejano music."

But now that I think of it, this deranged fan can't kill her idol, 'cause Britney already died on stage the other night at the VMAs.

"The Rule-Breaking Campaign"

Bill Kristol has a column in Time magazine that nicely summarizes the many new and unpredictable variables that may affect the 2008 presidential race.

Such as:

The leading Republican contenders are a Mormon from Massachusetts, a pro-choice New Yorker and a late-starting TV actor. Some Protestant churches teach that Mormonism is a cult. No pro-choice candidate has been able to compete seriously for the GOP nomination since 1980. No one has gone straight from the studio to the presidency (Ronald Reagan had long ago given up his acting career and had served two terms as Governor of California). This is a very unusual bunch of Republican front runners.

And:

The Democratic front runners are a woman and an African American--the first members of either group to have a good chance to win the presidency. Do the polls accurately reflect hidden support for--or hostility toward--such trailblazer candidates? And the woman in question happens to have as her husband a former President of the U.S. Will the prospect of having Bill Clinton back in the White House help or hurt Hillary Clinton when voters cast their ballots?

Not to mention the war, the accelerated primary schedule, the lack of an incumbent on the ticket, and one that I would add to the list: the growing power of the Internet to make or break campaigns. Certainly a great year to be a political junkie. "Fasten your seat belts...."

Cell Phone Advice for the Technology-Impaired

You might get a kick out of this exchange between Salon.com's advice columnist and a poor guy who's just trying to have a normal conversation with his wife on the stupid cell phone.

You should also read the letters from readers in response, which contain some good advice and information. Such as:

There are actual technical reasons for having problems with cellphones,
particularly the digital variety that are now the norm. The first is the lack of
"sidetone", a playback of your own voice to you as you speak. It not only
confirms the phone is working, but helps you get the volume of your voice right.
Landlines have had this since before most of us were born, and analog cell
phones generally had it. The lack of it often causes people to think you can't
hear them. The results are pauses, repeating, shouting, asking if you can hear
them, etc.

And:

I've seen this before. She's not holding the phone to her ear correctly.
I'm betting the tiny speaker is right in the tip of the phone. Typically this is
the case with flip phones. You have to get this speaker right over the
opening of the ear, in order to hear what's going on. Often people will hold
the flip part of the phone, with the screen in it, flat against the ear. The
speaker winds up somewhere to the back of the external ear. This causes the
exact problem you describe. Holding the very tip of the phone to your ear is
an unnatural feeling for someone who is used to a full size handset.

Man Calls 911 To Save Him From Police

Now this is funny -- from the AP, 7/16/07:

Man calls 911 to save him from police

A 38-year-old man was arrested after he called 911 and told a dispatcher he was surrounded by police officers and needed help, authorities said.

Police officers met Dana Farrell Shelton after being called to investigate a disturbance at a bar on Sunday but had found no problems and told him to move along.

Shelton, who officers said appeared intoxicated, then called 911 to report he was "surrounded by Largo police," according to an arrest affidavit.

"Our officers were standing there scratching their heads. He called, standing there in their presence," Largo Sgt. Melanie Holley said. "It's one of our 'truth is stranger than fiction' cases."

Shelton was charged with misdemeanor misuse of 911. The charge carries maximum penalties of one year in jail and $1,000 in fines.

LA Times Front Page for Rent

Wow -- reporting on itself, the Los Angeles Times says:

Amid a steep decline in revenue, the Los Angeles Times is planning to break with long-standing tradition by selling ads on its front page, Publisher David Hiller said Friday.When it happens, the newspaper will be the largest metropolitan paper in the country to place ads there.

[...]

The ads would be confined to the "brand-and-image" category, he said. As contemplated, an ad would be a 1 1/2 -inch "strip" across the bottom of the page.

[...]

Employees in the Times newsroom circulated a petition Friday exhorting the publisher to reconsider."Page One has traditionally been sacrosanct among American newspapers," said Alan Mutter, a media investor and online commentator who used to be a newsroom executive with the San Francisco Chronicle. But with newspapers facing increasingly stiff competition from Internet-based news and entertainment sources, the industry has been scrambling to cut costs and find new sources of revenue, Mutter said, noting that the Wall Street Journal, the Chronicle and numerous other papers have been selling front-page ads for months."It's now become perfectly acceptable, just as not running stock tables in the business section and not having foreign bureaus is acceptable," he said.

I suggest you save a copy of your local newspaper -- soon -- so you can show your grandchildren an example of what people used to read back in the 20th Century.

(Via Howard Kurtz's Media Notes column at the Washington Post)

Ouch

"Family-values" Republican Senator David Vitter (LA) becomes the first pol ensared in the DC Madam scandal.

OK, so a Christian Right politician is exposed as a hypocrite. Not exactly the first time this has happened (and no, I don't think it discredits the Christian Right). But the weird thing is this old quote from his wife Wendy, included in a Salon piece about Vitter:

"I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like
that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me," - Wendy Vitter, 2000, talking about the Clinton scandal to the New Orleans Times-Picayune.

Via Andrew Sullivan.

McCain Implosion

Some supposedly inside McCain scoop is reported here by Marc Ambinder in his Atlantic Monthly blog.

Brownback on Evolution

Sen. Sam Brownback recently wrote a good piece in the New York Times explaining his views on faith, reason, science, and evolution. Since the evolution question came up again in tonight's Republican presidential debate, his key points are worth noting.

Contrary to the chaos at the heart of the postmodern worldview, Brownback believes in an order and unity in the universe:

The truths of science and faith are complementary: they deal with very different
questions, but they do not contradict each other because the spiritual order and
the material order were created by the same God.

His direct answer to the question ("Do you believe in evolution?") is more or less my answer as well:

If belief in evolution means simply assenting to microevolution, small changes
over time within a species, I am happy to say, as I have in the past, that I
believe it to be true. If, on the other hand, it means assenting to an
exclusively materialistic, deterministic vision of the world that holds no place
for a guiding intelligence, then I reject it.

And here we get to his most interesting statement:

It does not strike me as anti-science or anti-reason to question the
philosophical presuppositions behind theories offered by scientists who, in
excluding the possibility of design or purpose, venture far beyond their realm
of empirical science.

In other words: there is nothing scientific about the claim that if science can't explain something, it must not exist. Science seeks to discern the laws governing the material world; it is unscientific to assume that only the material world exists.

The long boom in science and technology in Western civilization that began in the Renaissance was built on a presumption that the Christian God was rational, and had created a material world that operated according to discernable and consistent laws of cause and effect. Far from being incompatible with Christianity, the scientific project that has been so instrumental in creating the modern world we take for granted would have been unthinkable without this belief in a rational harmony between "nature and nature's God," and in the ultimate unity of all reality -- seen and unseen.

But at some point the scientific project began overstepping its bounds, and took quite literally a leap of faith in asserting that if a belief or opinion could not be proven using the scientific method, it must be false. This represented a complete reversal of perspective. The original presumption, "God created the world; God is rational; let's discover how the world works," morphed into "Man is the center of all things; we shall use our reason to effectuate what our will desires; and whatever reason cannot comprehend must not exist or can be safely ignored."

The good news is that this materialistic, narcissistic worldview in some ways is being challenged by a renewed interest in the spiritual side of man's nature. People's souls have been starved for too long. The bad news is that too often this new hunger for God is being hijacked by a seemingly infinite variety of banal "spiritualities," most of which seek to substitute a New Age, irrational religion of the Self for the materialistic, rational religion of the Self.

The challenge -- as it always has been -- is to keep alive a sincere dialogue between faith and reason, a conversation that is fruitful only as long as both wings of man's understanding seek the objective truth outside of our subjective experience and preferences. It is ironic that two of the most notable proponents of the role of reason in this dialogue in recent times have been Catholic Popes. Pope John Paul II challenged Communism and the materialism of the 2oth century by insisting on a true understanding of the good of the human person -- body and soul, emotion and intellect. Now his successor, Benedict XVI, has extended this invitation to the Muslim world with his lecture at Regensburg.

We can be thankful that whatever the future holds for Sen. Brownback's presidential campaign, he too has made a contribution to this dialogue by his steadfast and eloquent insistence that "the spiritual order and the material order were created by the same God."

"What is Memorial Day For?"

That is question I happened to hear put to two twenty-somethings over the weekend. Both were American citizens.

Neither had any idea what the answer was. Both literally just shrugged their shoulders. That's the gesture you make when you not only don't know something, but you couldn't care less what the answer is. If you asked me what molecules could be found in zinc, I would shrug my shoulders. I probably wouldn't even stick around for the answer.

But.... Memorial Day? During wartime?

Feel free to insert your own sad joke about people who don't remember -- or never bothered to learn -- what Memorial Day celebrates. I'm too disgusted to continue this post.

Predicting the Future

A friend alerted me to a piece by sci-fi author Charles Stross that discusses the likely implications of rapid advances in bandwidth, storage capacity, and related technologies. Some choice comments on ...

...Cell Phones:

Now, we're still in the early stages of the uptake of mobile telephony, but some lessons are already becoming clear. Traditional fixed land-lines connect places, not people; you dial a number and it puts you through to a room in a building somewhere, and you hope the person you want to talk to is there. Mobile phones in contrast connect people, not places. You don't necessarily know where the person at the other end of the line is, what room in which building they're in, but you know who they are.

This has interesting social effects. Sometimes it's benign; you never have to wonder if someone you're meeting is lost or unable to find the venue, you never lose track of people. On the other hand, it has bad effects, especially when combined with other technologies: bullying via mobile phone is rife in British schools, and "happy slapping" wouldn't be possible without them. (Assaulting people while an accomplice films it with a camera phone, for the purpose of sending the movie footage around — often used for intimidation, sometimes used just for vicarious violent fun.)

... Storage capacity and "Life Logs":

Today, I can pick up about 1Gb of FLASH memory in a postage stamp sized card for that much money. fast-forward a decade and that'll be 100Gb. Two decades and we'll be up to 10Tb.

10Tb is an interesting number. That's a megabit for every second in a year — there are roughly 10 million seconds per year. That's enough to store a live DivX video stream — compressed a lot relative to a DVD, but the same overall resolution — of everything I look at for a year, including time I spend sleeping, or in the bathroom. Realistically, with multiplexing, it puts three or four video channels and a sound channel and other telemetry — a heart monitor, say, a running GPS/Galileo location signal, everything I type and every mouse event I send — onto that chip, while I'm awake. All the time. It's a life log; replay it and you've got a journal file for my life. Ten euros a year in 2027, or maybe a thousand euros a year in 2017.

... Ubiquitous Global Positioning:

Right now, Nokia is designing global positioning system receivers into every new
mobile phone they plan to sell. GPS receivers in a phone SIM card have been
demonstrated. GPS is exploding everywhere. It used to be for navigating
battleships; now it's in your pocket, along with a moving map.... In five
years, we'll all have phones that connect physical locations again, instead of
(or as well as) people. And we'll be raising a generation of kids who don't know
what it is to be lost, to not know where you are and how to get to some desired
destination from wherever that is.

Think about that. "Being lost" has been part of the human experience ever since our hominid ancestors were knuckle-walking around the plains of Africa. And we're going to lose it — at least, we're going to make it as unusual an experience as finding yourself out in public without your underpants.

You Should Be Using Spamgourmet.com

I recently discovered Spamgourmet.com, and I simply must help publicize this service.

Don't you hate having to provide your email address in order to register at some website, knowing that most likely you are just increasing the amount of spam you're going to get? Spamgourmet solves this problem completely. It's 100% effective, it's easy to use, there is nothing to install on your computer, and it's completely free.

Spamgourmet is a service that lets you create a disposable email address that you can give out to anybody and any website you wish. You can have this email address forward everything automatically to another email address that remains completely hidden. The Spamgourmet address you create will automatically stop forwarding mail to your protected address after it forwards one email, or three emails, or whatever number you designate up to 20. So even if somebody wants to spam the address you create, you can set it to automatically self-destruct, and the spam will never reach you. Sheer brilliance.

The typical use for a disposable address would be those sites that require you to give an address to register, and then send an email to you to complete the registration. Give them a Spamgourmet address, allow it one delivery for the acknowledgement, and then -- poof! You never hear from that website again.

Spengler Reviews Tolkien's "New" Book

J. R. R. Tokien's son Christopher has assembled some of his father's manuscripts and published a new book called "The Children of Hurin." In a review entitled "Tolkien's Christianity and the Pagan Tragedy," Spengler, the Asian Times pseudonymous writer who focuses on geopolitics, the clash of civilizations, and the "death of peoples," writes:

In The Children of Hurin, a tragedy set some 6,000 years before the tales recounted in The Lord of the Rings, we see clearly why it was that Tolkien sought to give the English-speaking peoples a new pre-Christian mythology. It is a commonplace of Tolkien scholarship that the writer, the leading Anglo-Saxon scholar of his generation, sought to restore to the English their lost mythology. In this respect the standard critical sources (for example Edmund Wainwright) mistake Tolkien's profoundly Christian motive. In place of the heroes Siegfried and Beowulf, the exemplars of German and Anglo-Saxon pagan myth, we have the accursed warrior Turin, whose pride of blood and loyalty to tribe leave him vulnerable to manipulation by the forces of evil.

Tolkien's popular Ring trilogy, I have attempted to show, sought to undermine and supplant Richard Wagner's operatic Ring cycle, which had offered so much inspiration for Nazism. With the reconstruction of the young Tolkien's prehistory of Middle-earth, we discern a far broader purpose: to recast as tragedy the heroic myths of pre-Christian peoples, in which the tragic flaw is the pagan's tribal identity. Tolkien saw his generation decimated, and his circle of friends exterminated, by the nationalist compulsions of World War I; he saw the cult of Siegfried replace the cult of Christ during World War II. His life's work was to attack the pagan flaw at the foundation of the West.

Spengler is always a fascinating read -- although most of the time I come away completely depressed by his conclusions. But with a psuedonym like Spengler, what do you expect?

Brownback vs. Frum on Abortion

Reacting to Senator Sam Brownback's performance in the second GOP presidential debate, David Frum wrote that "surely even pro-lifers must have been revolted by his answer to Wendell Goler's abortion question?" Brownback was asked to defend his position that abortion should not be allowed in cases of rape.

Well, I'm one pro-lifer who thought Brownback's answer was pretty damn good, and showed a lot of courage. His response was only the second time I've heard a politician specifically defend this position in a major debate (the first being former Iowa Senator Tom Tauke back in a senate debate in 1990 I think).

Here is the debate transcript that Frum quotes:

MR. GOLER: Senator Brownback, no one thinks abortion should be available
casually, but there are often very, very difficult decisions to be made in this
case. Tell me, since you've opposed abortion in every instance except to save
the life of the mother, how you would explain to a rape victim, who does not
believe that life begins at conception, why her trauma should be compounded by
carrying the child to term.

SEN. BROWNBACK: That would be a very difficult situation, and it is a very
difficult situation. But the basic question remains. Is the child in the womb a
person? Is it a viable life? And if it is a person, it's entitled to respect.
And is it an innocent person?And I think that's the thing we've got to really
look at here, is, what are we doing? We talk about abortion, but abortion is a
procedure. This is a life that we're talking about. And it's a terrible
situation where there's a rape that's involved or incest.

But it nonetheless remains that this is a child that we're talking about
doing this to, of ending the life of this child. Will that make the woman in a
better situation if that's what takes place? And I don't think so, and I think
we can explain it when we look at it for what it is: a beautiful child of a
loving God, that we ought to protect in all circumstances in all places, here in
the womb, somebody that's struggling in poverty, a family that's struggling. We
should work and look at all life, be pro-life and whole-life for
everybody.

I don't see how Frum can think this is "revolting." Brownback recognized that this is a very sad situation, but that killing the child in no way makes it any better. The right to life for innocent persons, which precedes and makes possible all other rights, must be respected even in the hard cases, or it stands for nothing.

I gather Frum is somewhere between firmly pro-life and firmly pro-choice; I think he's expressed some unease with cloning and embryonic stem cell research, and he certainly understands and respects pro-lifers' place in the Republican coalition. He's also usually a clear thinker; he should see the consistency of Brownback's position. Even hard-core pro-aborts like Michael Kinsely get this, while disagreeing vehemently with the overall pro-life position.

If Frum is looking to be revolted, how about considering Giuliani's blatantly political switch from pro-life to pro-abortion when he first ran for mayor of New York in 1994?

Chris Matthews

I agree with consensus opinion on the first GOP debate: the clear loser was "moderator" Chris Matthews.

If you missed the show, or for some reason need a reminder of how dumb his questions were, National Review has posted a video montage of the silliness.

This Week's Giuliani Abortion Position

In tonight's Republican presidential debate, the candidates were asked about the potential for the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade. America's Mayor spoke thusly:

"It would be OK to repeal it. It would be OK also if a strict constructionist viewed it as precedent."

He also said that with regard to federal funding for abortion, he supports the Hyde Amendment, which currently bands federal funding except in cases of rape, incest, or the mother's "physical disorder, illness, or injury."

But as recently as April 4th, in a televised interview Rudy said he supported funding, apparently without these restrictions. According to CNN.com:

When asked directly Wednesday if he still supported the use of public funding for abortions, Giuliani said "Yes. If it would deprive someone of a constitutional right," he explained, "If that's the status of the law, yes."

That sounds like funding for women who are poor, regardless of other conditions. Note also that his formulation of the question -- that if the government won't fund the exercise of my "right," it is then depriving me of that "right" -- is identical to standard pro-abortion rhetoric on funding.

At least that position appears consistent with a 1989 statement he made while running for mayor:

"There must be public funding for abortions for poor women," Giuliani says in the speech that is posted on the video sharing site YouTube. "We cannot deny any woman the right to make her own decisions about abortion."

Some pro-lifers are open to supporting Giuliani for president because they think that despite his own preferred policies, he will appoint good judges. I would ask them: does this sound like a man who can be trusted with judicial appointments? Why would a pro-abortion, pro-funding president put judges on the Court who could quite possibly overturn Roe during his term? Would he want that huge upheaval on his watch? What would he say at his presidential press conference the day after Roe is overturned, partially due to the justice(s) he put on the bench?

Getting good judges out of Reagan and Bush I was a crap shoot at best, even when both were firmly committed on the issue as a matter of legislation as well as judicial appointments . George W's appointments seem likely to vote the right way, when presented with the issue in the right way. Giuliani's ambivalence is a serious break with this traditional expectation of our GOP nominees.

"The Da Vinci Code" was utter hogwash, but this Reuters story is pretty cool:

Musicians unlock mystery melody in Scottish chapel

A Scottish church which featured in the best-selling novel "The Da Vinci Code" has revealed another mystery hidden in secret code for almost 600 years. A father and son who became fascinated by symbols carved into the chapel's arches say they have deciphered a musical score encrypted in them. Thomas Mitchell, a 75-year-old musician and ex-Royal Air Force code breaker, and his composer and pianist son Stuart, described the piece as "frozen music." "The music has been frozen in time by symbolism," Mitchell said on his Web site www.tjmitchell.com/stuart/rosslyn.html), which details the 27-year project to crack the chapel's code. "It was only a matter of time before the symbolism began to thaw out and begin to make sense to scientific and musical perception."

The 15th Century Rosslyn Chapel, about seven miles south of the Scottish capital Edinburgh, featured in the last part of Dan Brown's "The Da Vinci Code," the bestselling novel that was turned into a Hollywood film. Stuart Mitchell said he and his father were intrigued by 13 intricately carved angel musicians on the arches of the chapel and by 213 carved cubes depicting geometric-type patterns. "They are of such exquisite detail and so beautiful that we thought there must be a message here," he told Reuters. Years of research led the Mitchells to an ancient musical system called cymatics, or Chladni patterns, which are formed by sound waves at specific pitches.

The two men matched each of the patterns on the carved cubes to a Chladni pitch, and were able finally to unlock the melody. The Mitchells have called the piece The Rosslyn Motet and added words from a contemporary hymn to complete it. They have also scheduled a world premiere at a concert in the chapel on May 18, when four singers will be accompanied by eight musicians playing the piece on mediaeval instruments. Simon Beattie of the Rosslyn Chapel Trust said he was delighted to have the mystery finally solved, and was intrigued by the music itself. "It's not something you would want to put on in the car and listen to, but it's certainly an interesting piece of music," he said. "It's got a good mediaeval sound to it."

George Tenet

National Review has a compelling editorial that pretty much dismantles George Tenet's new posture regarding the Iraq war intelligence.

He's now claiming that his infamous "slam dunk" quote referred not to the intelligence itself, but to the public presentation of it. That's his defense? That he was uncertain of the intelligence, but told the president he was damn certain it could be sold to the public? This is supposed to make him look better?

NR is right to highlight this sentence from his book:

“Intelligence professionals did not try to tell policy makers what they wanted to hear, nor did the policy makers lean on us to influence outcomes.”

If that is the case, then we're back where we started, and where we'll be for the foreseeable future, grappling with two big problems:

1) The need to act with prudence and courage despite lacking perfect knowledge of security threats, which in all likelihood will often not meet the old standard of "imminent danger," like troops massing on our border. We'll most likely encounter less obvious dangers posed by non-state actors with access to WMD (including weapons not yet invented) that piggyback on the same globalized travel, communications, and financial systems that are spreading prosperity around the world. I believe George Bush has acted with prudence and courage in the wake of 9/11, including the invasion of Iraq. But even the greatest statesmen make big mistakes -- sometimes big mistakes -- and even their best decisions still have to be executed with the cooperation and support of his subordinates working together, doing the best they can. Some of these people will make mistakes also. Let's identify and fix those errors when we can -- but let us not fall back into paralysis.

2) From time to time, some of the Commander in Chief's subordinates, rather than doing their best to carry out national policy, will instead choose to engage in petty turf battles or even outright attempts to undermine the policy. Since we're dealing with human nature, this syndrome is as predictable as it is lamentable. But it seems to me that in situations described above, this kind of bad-faith behaviour can be more dangerous than ever, because there will always be good-faith disagreements within intelligence and defense circles. Presidents and other government and military executives have to make prudential decisions based on sometimes imperfect and/or conflicting information, and if someone is deliberately concealing, inflating, or falsifying something in the information stream, their ability to skew the decisions might be greatly magnified.

My great fear, of course, is that the intelligence failure re: Iraq WMD will lead to paralysis in future administrations. If this paralysis is combined with Vietnam Syndrome II, i.e., the nasty hangover we'll get if we accept defeat in Iraq, better fasten your seat belts -- we're in for a bumpy ride.

Tolkien, Gay Dwarves, and Same Sex Cybermarriage

Unless you play a lot of online games, reading this Salon article on the issue of same-sex marriage in roleplaying games may be a bit a journey through the looking glass. The makers of an online "Lord of the Rings" game currently in beta have generated controversy by removing the ability to have your character marry another character of the same sex. In fact, they ended up "pulling the marriage feature altogether."

Here are a couple of key graphs:

Largely due to the uniquely libertarian culture of game design, games are ahead
of the real world in terms of acceptance of same-sex marriage -- the first game
reported to have allowed same-sex marriage debuted in 1998, two years before
Vermont recognized civil unions and six years before Massachusetts became the
first state to allow same-sex marriage. Today, the discussion of same-sex
marriage in games redraws the battle lines over the issue, making it not a fight
over marriage but an issue of the philosophy of video games themselves.

[...]

Rodney Walker, a spokesman for Rockstar [makers of "Grand Theft Auto" and "Bully"], says the Rockstar team thinks of their games not like films, with static storylines, but as worlds that allow players to make their own choices, and Rockstar tries to shut down as few of those choices as possible. "If you're planning to take a vacation to California, you don't say to yourself, 'Where am I not going?'" Walker says. "When people talk about what's allowed in a video game, it's not about permission, it's about experience ... The thing that's so exciting about video games, which is why we think the medium is so popular right now, is because ... you can have an actual individual experience."

[...]

"Players should be able to do whatever they want within their own game, and it's not our business to stop them," Rod Humble, head of the Sims Studio, says, explaining Electronic Arts' decision. "If you have two regular plastic dolls, you wouldn't expect someone to come along and tell you what positions you could and couldn't put them in. That's generally our philosophy."

Maybe. Except that Mattel, the makers of Barbie, has twice unsuccessfully sued to stop the use of their doll by "artists" who photographed Barbie in various, uh, un-Barbie-like situations.

But here's what I find really scary:

The difference for "The Lord of the Rings Online," ... is that for Turbine [the
design company] the idea was all about keeping Middle-earth, the world in which
the story takes place, authentic. The team at Turbine is serious about staying
true to the source material. Several Turbine employees can speak Elvish, Tolkien
scholars have been hired as consultants, and Nik was even asked to do research
on Middle-earth plants and minerals so that clothing colors in the game could
correspond to available dyes. When fans complained on the message board about an
erroneous squirrel color, Turbine promptly corrected the mistake. Turbine had
released a screen shot of a forest scene featuring a gray squirrel, but Tolkien
once wrote in a letter thathe hated gray squirrels.

Just ponder that phrase: "fans complained on the message board about an erroneous squirrel color".

Sheryl Crow and Mr. Whipple

You heard it here first: Sheryl Crow will do a commercial for Charmin before long (a la Dan Quayle's potato chip spot).

She's now claiming her proposed "one square per visit" policy was a joke.

AP: "Immigration-related Cases Swamp Courts "

4/26 AP story:

Immigration-related cases swamp courts

Immigration-related felony cases are swamping federal courts along the
Southwest border, forcing judges to handle hundreds more cases than their peers
elsewhere. Judges in the five, mostly rural judicial districts on the border
carry the heaviest felony caseloads in the nation. Each judge in New Mexico,
which ranked first, handled an average of 397 felony cases last year, compared
with the national average of 84.

Federal judges in those five districts — Southern and Western Texas, New
Mexico, Arizona and Southern California — handled one-third of all the felonies
prosecuted in the nation's 94 federal judicial districts in 2005, according to
federal court statistics.

While Congress has increased the number of border patrol officers, the pace
of the law enforcement has eclipsed the resources for the court system. Judges
say they are stretched to the limit with cases involving drug trafficking or
illegal immigrants who have also committed serious crimes. Judges say they
need help.

"The need is really dire. You cannot keep increasing the number of
Border Patrol agents but not increasing the number of judges," said Chief Judge
John M. Roll of the District of Arizona.

[...]

During a push to crack down on illegal immigration last fall, Customs and
Border Protection floated a plan for New Mexico that would have suspended the
practice of sending home hundreds of illegal immigrants caught near the border
with Mexico. Instead, these people would be sent to court. The idea, called
"Operation Streamline," was to make it clear that people caught illegally in the
U.S. would be prosecuted. Then New Mexico's federal judges reminded the Border
Patrol that they lacked the resources to handle the hundreds of new defendants
who would stream into the court system every day. "We said, 'Do you realize that
the second week into this we're going to run out of (jail) space?'" Martha
Vazquez, chief judge for the District of New Mexico, recalled telling Border
Patrol chief David Aguilar. "We were obviously alarmed because where would we
put our bank robbers? Our rapists? Those who violate probation?" she said.

[...]

It is estimated more than 1 million people sneak across the
southwestern U.S. border and illegally enter the country every year. In Arizona,
the busiest entry point for illegal immigration, state officials believe almost
4,000 people attempted to enter every day in 2006.

[...]

The Border Patrol has almost 2,800 more agents than the 9,821 it had in
September of 2001. An additional 6,000 National Guard troops have provided
logistical support to the Border Patrol since last May. Congress has made
available more than $1.2 billion for reinforcements, including fences, vehicle
barriers, cameras and other security equipment. Homeland Security officials say
the increased security is working. In Yuma, Bush said that the number of people
apprehended for illegally crossing the southern border into the U.S. has
declined by nearly 30 percent this year. Court officials, however, say they are
in crisis mode trying to deal with all the defendants.

I sure would like to hear more about enforcement at the employer end. It seems clear to me that all the fences and border agents in the world won't be enough if we don't focus more on the demand side of the equation.